Car Industry Going Bonkers

At Fiat, an official falsely reported sales to give an official a large sum of money. Indications are he was using it to fund a trip to Disney World. The official was seen driving a Toyota rental, according to anonymous sources. Police raided the Renault factory to check equipment to be sure the emissions test systems weren’t rigged. Instead, they […]

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Roads Empty After Latest Car Recall

It was an unusual sight and something not witnessed since the early 1900’s. New York’s roads were empty. No screeching of tyres, no noisy horns; only the muffled sound of New Yorkers walking to and from work. Yes, that’s right, I said walking. The latest car recall by Volvo, which saw 59,000 Volvo’s recalled by the Swedish carmaker in over […]

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All Stocks Crashing at the Start of the Year

The latest report from a conglomeration of sources indicates that every single stock is crashing. Data were compiled from the first two weeks of trading, revealing this disturbing trend. Oil stocks are declining with the falling prices of barrels. Precious metal prices are falling, well, because nobody wants them anymore. One metals industry executive said that she did not need […]

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